Will Shivers

Texas State University Alum
ΣΑΕ Alum
Software Development Engineer @awscloud

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

@ThePrimeagen What is your preferred setup? With so many tools available now I’m always curious what others are using.

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Wow a rookie tight end seeing the field and converting a 4th down, I didn’t know that was allowed!

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

This is an insanely unserious Houston Texans football team.

All the talk in recent years about putting a “bull on a ring” has created a false sense of confidence in who this team actually is. The defense looks way too full of itself for what it’s accomplished.

Bullshit offense led by bullshit playcalling. An unserious approach to rebuilding the OL. Didn’t add enough depth at WR.

And now you’re getting beat 10-0 in the second quarter by a team that entered today with the second worst defense in NFL history through 2 weeks, allowing over 500 yards per game, while they’re missing one of their better edge rushers and their best WR on offense.

At some point, stop talking about who you think you are and actually prove it on the field.

[Jacob Barzilla @JacobBarzilla]

The Colts came into week 3 allowing 514.5 yards per game.

The Texans have 81 yards in the first half.

[Clayton Anderson | HTX Sports @Clay_HTXSports]

I've seen enough.

Nick Caley's offense has to go.

Second consecutive week in which we waste at least 3 points in 4th and short because he wants to ram his head into a wall.

The exact same play call, the exact same result.

Jerry Schuplinski could probably do better for the next 3 quarters.

Embarassing.

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

DeMeco Ryans and Nick Caley are coaching a piss poor game today

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

“You are now off-call…”

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

Had my AI tool generate unit tests and it put a random import statement in the middle of the file. Asked it 4 different ways to verify import statements were at the top of the file. Each time it assured me they were.

I think my job is safe.

#software #SoftwareEngineering #ai

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Two goals up against the worst side in Premier League history and you leave without all three points. Hang your heads in shame. Every single one of you.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

The chance to win our first title in 22 years.

2 wins in 7 games.

You cannot be serious.

[John McClain @McClain_on_NFL]

CJ Stroud and the offensive performance against the Patriots is the worst - and most disappointing - for a Houston team since the Oilers blew the 35-3 lead at Buffalo after the 1992 season and lost 41-38 in overtime.

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

CJ Stroud became the first player since Kerry Collins in the 2000 Super Bowl to complete under 43% of his passes & throw 4+ INTs.

He became the first player to ever have 5+ INTS and 5+ fumbles in a single postseason.

That was absolutely horrific QB play. Like, job-threatening.

[Brian LaLima @BLima790]

This year was the easiest path to a Super Bowl for the Houston Texans that they will ever have:

- #1 Defense
-No Mahomes, Jackson, Allen, Burrow
-Broncos starting back up QB in AFC Title game

And CJ Stroud out here throwing 5 INTs & 5 fumbles in the playoffs.

Unbelievable.

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

@TheFFBallers Breece Hallelujah! 💪

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

@TheFFBallers Bijan Robin-meOfAWin 💩

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

My god man. It sucks seeing CJ Stroud surrounded by this bad of an offensive infrastructure.

No QB can succeed in the circumstances he is in.

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

@HoustonTexans @reliantenergy 51

[Will Shivers @wshivers93]

@IGNDeals I also never played hollow knight but I picked up hollow knight silksong over the weekend and really like it. Will be going back to play the first one.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

NFL refs when Patrick Mahomes gets touched

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