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half princess half menace ✨

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

[justsomeluhboi.bsky.social @JustSomeLuhBoi]

“LET THEM BABIES PLAY IN YO GADDAMN HAIR!”

[MADIE T ☆. @th31nspiration]

i want a lychee martini and some sushi and some oysters and a side of truffle fries w a water w lemon and some spinach dip and some mashed potatoes w lobster mac & cheese

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[solé @layxsnv]

back when we didn’t have vanity sets, we had this

[𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓎🎀 @GirlsBeautyy519]

all of the IT girls had one of these back in the day ⭐️

prove me right 🤏🏾

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[A @_autumnseasons]

The baddie is my man 😪

[˖𓍢ִ໋ ⋆Shy!𖧧🎐 @ITS1SHYMARIE]

U see a bad bitch and boom she admit she like McDonald’s Fish Filet

[Akari 🫧 @lovesickmani]

This look like a promotional photo for the show girlfriends

[petty bourgeois protestant @pbprot]

When he stops and she looks back over her shoulder like “why’d you stop?” lol

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[47 @47djv]

People say fuck you in so many ways just gotta pay attention

[A @_autumnseasons]

Wow I saw someone using their iPod today 😭😭 I’m hating

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me showing up with absolutely no context but I'm already on your side

[smooth @Smoothfund]

When your dog decides to help with work😂

[babygirl 🎀 @calibabygirl93]

P L E A S E 😩💓

[k @ysljennii]

When I shave, use body scrub, lotion, & put perfume on

[Kimhood @Kimhoodhr]

"I'll just watch one more episode"

Me at 3:13am

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me in the mirror making sure that thang can still move in my new outfit

[Olaudah Equiano® @RealOlaudah]

Women are the same everywhere. 🤣