Abhi

[MK 🇫🇷 @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[Ch1rag.ś @Ch1ragjpg]

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

[COCHISE @cochise]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after your team has won the Premier League

[Sam @xSamAFC]

- Man City Dropped points

- 7 points CLEAR

What a day

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

Goal keeper not to score. 18 games … odd 15: free money

[cb @salamigirl13]

I want your homes listed on Zillow by 9 am

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

YALL LEAVE YET? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The way the league used to handle gambling issues

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

"He's spending more money against me than I would even tax him." is so fuckin good

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

[ً ً @ashleylyken]

Successful Liverpool Hatewatch ✅

Successful Spurs Hatewatch ✅

Arsenal 3 points and top of the league ✅

Liverpool 4 losses on the bounce ✅

Slot is extremely bald ✅

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

I’m gonna do this shit myself

[Carson @MWCarse]

“All you have to do is beat the Marlins.”

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

Mets running ads for postseason tickets is infuriating

[Uncleirving11 @Uncleirving11_]

NBA twitter will NEVER have this level of hating.

Bro made a THREE HOUR VIDEO of LOWLIGHTS to a player that signed this MORNING WITH THEIR RIVALS

We need this man 😭

[Amy Shefrin @AmyShefrin]

Zohran Mamdani today at Nowadays: “You know how I know it isn’t working - It used to be enough for the President of the U.S. to say “He’a a Socialist!” But now he calls me a Communist. Because the socialism just isn’t hitting the way it used to.” Protect this man!!!

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

62% of Democrats think their party's leaders should be replaced