Jake

[RUN @RunWithFox]

BREAKING: Sacramento Kings Head-Coach, Doug Christie, still has a job.

[Jake @_average__jake]

@SportsCenter Needs to win HR derby @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[Jake @_average__jake]

@danabeers

[Jake @_average__jake]

@OhioTate Dads got a great Bourbon closet

[derek @derpo377]

(the staffers keeping Mitch McConnell alive): We gotta figure out a way to make money on this! It’s simply too good!

[Zac @Zaccornelius_]

Ate so much pizza last night that my Face ID hasn’t been working properly today, unfortunate situation but going to be double locked in moving forward. #BodyIsATemple

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

The craziest part of the fake 49ers WR story to me was his fake financial advisor, who is 18 years old.

According to the feds, this scam started in 2022....so that means most of the women that lost money not only lost it to a fake NFL player, but to a 14-year-old who posed as his financial advisor.

Truly unbelievable.

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Lou Williams says Chris Webber bet him $15,000 to drink six beers as a rookie and he had to be carried on and off the team plane:

“C-Webb bet me $15,000 that I couldn’t drink six beers. I had never drank nothing. I’ll never forget… I’m on my f*** drinking, f*** smoking, I’m a serious athlete. They laughing at me… C-Webb said, ‘I’ll give you $15,000 if you drink six beers.’ I looked at them beers. Being 18, come on. Off the books. Cause at that time, mama, financial advisor, everybody on my m*****f****** money. Everybody in the books… But I got $15,000 I can throw in my pocket. I drank them beers so fast. I don’t remember. I just remember I was lifted on the plane, and I was lifted off the plane. That’s all I remember” 😭

via @undergrndlounge, h/t @cptdankkk

[Jake @_average__jake]

@PlisskenPatriot 2009 one was my first, tough to beat it

[Jake @_average__jake]

@Philly_Mays Golden shower is only fix. It is a sex vacation.

[Jake @_average__jake]

The homies want to know @LT_21 or @AdrianPeterson all time, who you got?

[Jake @_average__jake]

@Return_Of_RB @RealCGriff @RealCGriff ran out of the first room he saw the ❄️ in

[Jake @_average__jake]

Another one

[Jake @_average__jake]

Let’s goo!!!

[Jake @_average__jake]

Heating up

[Skrip @P2WFantasy]

Boys drunk text their ex’s

Men drunk send Fantasy Football trade offers

[Jake @_average__jake]

@HardFactorNews

[Jake @_average__jake]

@mostlysports @RealCGriff Coming from a dude who makes a McDonald’s pregame meal on PSU game days his whole personality this take means nothing at all.

[Buckeye Frank (Buckeye Productions) @FrankD_419]

Dan Lanning when he sees a Penn State Frat House:

[Nasser @RichPianian]

Used car salesman sells mixed race couple a 2009 Dodge Charger at 32% APR

[LC @laurencowling]

Never been more excited for a documentary in my life

[Jake @_average__jake]

@isaiahrmartin They don’t call him Big sofTy for nothing