Usagi🐇

Unruly || Not my tweets

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

any tall corporate baddie mwenye anataka slightly used 25 year old, dms are open

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Stay-at-home boyfriends are on the rise in the U.S., as women now hold more payroll jobs than men in 2026.

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

grouds aki

[sr. diego lima @SrDiegoLima]

a diferença do corpo depois de perder 25 quilos

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

None of these words are in the bible btw

[Grande @Sixrande]

My low commitment long distance avoidant attachment humiliation-textuationship just microcheated 😭😭😭😭

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[AMK Mapping 🇳🇿 @AMK_Mapping_]

Russian ballistic missile attack on Kyiv.

At least 20 Iskander-M/S-400 ballistic missiles, 5 Zircon hypersonic cruise missiles, and 2 Kn-23 ballistic missiles were launched from Bryansk, Kursk, Voronezh, and Rostov Oblasts.

Every single missile impacted. Not a single Patriot interceptor missile was launched, as Kyiv has now completely run out. The last single interceptor was launched during the attack on July 31.

Several massive fires broke out in Kyiv and Brovary. Targets hit include a Nova Poshta warehouse, logistics warehouses, military factories, and an Epicentr Shopping Centre.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Kwani where is my salary.

[brother bernard @1philiswa]

spent one day with her and it was better than anything i’ve done with my girl in the past month

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

So tomorrow is Monday again? WE CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS! 😭😭😭

Women are evil

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

She called me. Life is worth living again

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

“Who did this to you?” 😂😂😂

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The best part of sex is giving her a nice, firm handshake afterwards.

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

Can I bill you ??

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆Galaxy Soldier⋆⭒˚.⋆ @GalaxySoldier]

Charlie Kirk if he locked in

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

Growers:

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

i was dropped on my penis as a child

[Natsmart @nathehinon_]

“I know I cheated on my boyfriend with you but that doesn't mean I'll cheat on you”

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

Based

[Kakababu's Exile in England 🇵🇸🍁 @ShinMarginalScr]

Kinda beastmode ngl

[Emmy @DevEmmy_]

else block when the if condition becomes true:

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

Hahaha who has that ka sandwich meme?

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Shine bright like a diamond!

[Usagi🐇 @_barbablanca]

Me and my gyal

[Healing With Animals🐾 @healwthanimals]

Zero personal space and maximum affection🥹🫂🤍