Tony Two-Putts

So what, no fuckin’ ziti now?

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I also laugh at people who take videos of firework shows on their phone. You aren’t going back and watching that a single fucking time after recording it.

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Whoever is producing this fireworks show on NBC is getting shitcanned Monday morning. A college intern could do better than this.

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NBC’s cameras and/or video feed for the fireworks sucks ass. Might as well be watching it on a flip phone.

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@MattKicksBalls @pikarts03 @RealPostFolder What do you think “giving up my income to be a property manager” means? It’s even at the beginning of a paragraph. Reading isn’t that hard.

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@HawkEmDownChris Dustin Jeffrey

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@DuragRebel Lot of people here sleeping on @unrlco golf shorts

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@chrisboettcher9 I have zero tolerance for dads who spend hours upon hours training for and then participating in Ironman races away from their kids. You don’t get the time back.

How does that make you feel, you chode? Cut this holier than thou bullshit.

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@_raymondwill Give the @unrlco golf shorts a try

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@AlexFriel4 @Milajoy You’re a special kind of stupid if you think that’s what property taxes pay for. People like you should be paying triple in property taxes so it goes back to schools so we don’t have more idiots like you filling this country.

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@LouStagner It takes zero skill to show up on time. An 8 footer could be the difference between playing the weekend and going home Friday or forcing a Sunday playoff and finishing 2nd. While some players do take too long, this is a terrible comparison.

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@GolfDigest Block at every PGA championship:

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The entire city of Philadelphia absolutely melting down the second the Penguins give them a taste of their own medicine is truly beautiful.

Ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun.

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McDavid has got to get out of Edmonton

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@ToneDigz Their head coach is still Todd Monken…

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

You could park a Chevy Suburban in each one of PK Subban’s pant legs right now. This is insane.

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Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

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A Rory Scottie playoff would have been sick and I have no doubt Scottie would win that playoff.

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Need P Reed to get inside Rory’s head for 5 hours tomorrow. Better yet, start tonight on social media with the burner accounts.

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Is traveling not a thing in basketball anymore?