Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

@lemtheking Jet Blue cancelled my cousins flight on Sunday from KIN to FL… no flights were available until tomorrow.

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

Dear restaurant owners,
We all hate QR code menus.
Please Stop 🤍

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

If someone makes you happy, make them happier

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

Working a night shift & I hate what I brought to eat 🙄

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

HOT TAKE ! Most men would crumble under the weight of the mental load that women carry

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

My neighbour did this. Sold a generational home (paid off), because she wanted to stay in housing.

[uMgqilazi @jpegmobb]

I hate niggas that fumbled the houses their parents left for them

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

@Fata_dana_pound They never include the “when you have money” part after saying, ‘Jamaica nice.’

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

This is law!

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

Like, why is the low tomorrow 12? That’s October temps!

[Kachi @_Kkachee]

Why is so cold?!! What’s wrong with Canada?!!!

[$ @aliyahvallen]

just typing bc you got thumbs

[Stiffler 🇯🇲♐️ @_baybeeSeal]

@MochaRia I heard this makes them grow… 🤷‍♀️

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"why are u so dramatic?"

The movies that raised me:

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

One thing about me.. I have to marry a man with personality. Crack a lil joke. Talk a lil shxt 😂. I love playful banter. I have too much personality for boring.

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

every time I blink the fucking laundry basket is full again 😩

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

it's nasty out here. You really gotta find you a fine nigga with adult autism and settle down

[TYRANT. @astoldbyshanny]

The more I’m a bridesmaid or involved in a wedding - the more I don’t want a bridal party when I get married.

[LV ★ @LV2DIE4]

Having too many days off makes me never want to go back to work lol

[🗡️🗡️🗡️ @BaltimoreBambii]

Ngga posted a pic of them on ft like he friends w a celebrity 😂😂😂