Mal

(she/her) Og Team Jonas member. DINKWAD. Acquired taste.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

She got 3 university degrees, she’s a business woman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her) and had kids in her mid 30s. her entire life is the result of feminism

[Kush @kushika_twt]

The first trillionaire being announced before the end of child poverty is not a success story.

It’s a moral failure.

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This should legitimately be happening every day

[LPC @landpalestine]

Iran arrives at World Cup wearing pins of 168 schoolgirls killed by the United States

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

sharia law is a nonexistent threat in the US

christian nationalism is the threat in the US and it has nothing to do with jesus

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Severe weather will effect your area today”

Midwesterners:

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Seems important to remember she disowned him, not the other way around. She gave up perhaps the largest inheritance in human history because that's how important it is to be yourself

[Mal @_bearsbeetsbsg]

I wonder what L*na D*nh*m told T*yl*r Sw*ft about Ad*m Dr*v*r I have to imagine there were conversations.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[jezz @JezziiB]

"Why are we giving 9 and 10 year old CHILDREN the HPV vaccine"

For the same reason that we put the seatbelt on BEFORE the car crash.

[Mal @_bearsbeetsbsg]

I wish I could work for The Financial Diet

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

“You want cheaper gas? This is how you get cheaper gas.”

If we didn’t bomb Iran or fund Israel we would not be drilling into one of the 7 natural wonders of the world.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

This will happen to all of the wildlife that are going to be affected by these data centers btw.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Trump said that if Kamala Harris wins the election, gas prices will go up by 25%.

Grok: “Gas prices have gone up by 69% this year under President Trump.”

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

They ban abortions, but think sex with animals should be legal. How can any self respecting person vote republican?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Daaaang. The Twisted Sister dude is not gonna take it!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The Boys writers season 1: Homelander is a rapist mass murdering coward who gets off to literally being breastfed

Right wingers: He is us

The Boys writers season 5: He’s still all those things

Right wingers: What the fuck