obligatory psychotic jackass

pack it up skittles squad

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

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[salem @salemmitchell]

i told myself i wouldn’t take love island too serious but if you don’t fw with trinity you don’t fw me i’m so sorry

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[mari❦ @lambliet]

megan needs a stud lets get serious

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

“If I knew exactly when I was going to die the lead up would be like an advent calendar of 9/11s"

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

hi guys I think I’m just gonna start tweeting again do we still do that here

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Every bisexual will be issued a birthright trip to Bushwick in zohran’s america

[fabiola 🇲🇽 @virgofab]

#mytype #needthat

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

i'm aging out of love island eligibility and that scares me

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

@themonaleo SAN FRANCISCO I BEGGGGG

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel’s wings

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

is developing your brain fully Supposed to feel like being dragged over hot pavement by a semi

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

They’re cleaning teeth at the dental office

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

awesome AWESOME stuff happening in my poetry doc right now! nothing could be a worse omen

[re: emma @evemmore]

I feel so proud of him he is like my friends brother who I grew up with but don’t talk directly too

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

do we think i can feasibly get away with integrating 1-2 more chickens while my parents are out of the country (i think it's not only possible but probable that they won't notice for at least a week after return)

[will @twothickscoops]

If you are carrying around a water bottle that’s below 32 ounces I am not fucking with you. I don’t need to make friends with a gerbil. Grow up

[obligatory psychotic jackass @_beccabones]

middle aged librarian coworker has offered me a piece of artwork called “emo horse” i cannot WAIT to see