Bec Shaw

Living a life of wonderfully organized chaos 🤠

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

Waiting for a coffee. Some lady leaned over the bar and tapped the waitress on the shoulder to get her attention and the waitress ignored her.

Feels good to be back at an airport. Twitter, still deciding.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Twitter could very easily conclude that the whole site incites violence and ban itself

[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

The place that I wanted to order pizza from is closed; the apocalypse has already begun.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

So incredible you almost have to respect it

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

I’d rather suffocate in my mask than sneeze while on an airplane

[FarmerNate @ChittendenNate]

When you don’t feel like waiting for dinner to be brought to your table and instead decide to mosey on into the kitchen. #Farmlove

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

Farming is never out of season. Happy #NationalFarmersDay to those out there putting in endless hours to feed the rest of us!

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

Can’t deny or confirm if I called ahead to a grocery store to hold canned pumpkin for me bc stores are selling out in a flash...

[brooke clay taylor @ruralgoneurban]

they should tone down their emotions and smile more and they’d get more votes.

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

People are ruthless.

See you after the election. Or maybe never. At least until I buy more wine. Bye!

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

@AndyVance My boyfriend poured us out the rest of a rosé. Woof.

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

Back on Twitter for the first time in months because it’s the #PresidentialDebate2020 and I hate myself I guess

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

“Would you shut up, man”

Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan

#PresidentialDebate2020

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Debate synopsis thus far:
BLAGARAGHALAGABAGALAGARAGALALQ

[Becca | Farmer @beccahilby]

Can we just turn their mics off when it’s not their turn to talk? #PresidentialDebate2020

[Diamond V @followDiamondV]

The #MilkFlipCup tournament continues! Today @tesszettle vs. ms.lynnmarieb at 12:00 pm EST. Big shout-out to the creators of the competition - @NMMilkMaid , @seejessfarm , @beccahilby , @iddairygirl, and @_becshaww. Diamond V & @Cargill will match up to $10,000 donations! 🥛

[Diamond V @followDiamondV]

In today's #MilkFlipCup tournament @marilynhershey takes on @donschindler at 1:00 pm EST. Sponsored by Diamond V, @Cargill, & First Defense Calf Health. Creators of the competition - @NMMilkMaid, @seejessfarm , @beccahilby , @iddairygirl, and @_becshaww. #DrinkUp 🥛

[Bec Shaw @_becshaww]

@cjc_286 🙋🏼‍♀️🥰❤️

[Emily Kooistra @emily_kooistra]

I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.