One of the instructions we gave a patient today was:
"Go home, rest well, eat well, and avoid anything stressful."
Her husband heard this and said,
"That means you're going to your mother's house."
😭😭😭😭😭
Sir didn't even pretend.
No fake concern. No fake promises.
Just immediate referral to her parents.
Madam asked,
"So you're not going to take care of me?"
This man said,
"You're going to get hungry."
I almost admired the honesty.
Please marry a kind partner.
Because some people hear "my wife needs care" and immediately start looking for the nearest next of kin.
@Hhonor_ Oyibo person saw this post and said, damm the government has failed these people.
A Nigerian person saw this post and say she should have married a rich man.
Meaning that every woman in Nigeria should marry the 0.005 % rich men.
You people were actually caused by God.
Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.