ben

I wouldn’t pick you up with two shitty sticks shut up

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@BeeNetwork why has the service reduced to every 15 minutes? Saturday evening on the alty line is cosy, and there’s no connection to Didsbury at Trafford Bar

[ben @_benh0lmes]

Imagine being this rotted

[Jo Marney @Jo_Marney]

If your brain surgeon turned up to work wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap, you would lose faith in his competence.

Same when a national politician turns up to work dressed like Andy Pandy’s sister.

#HannahSpencer @TheGreenParty

[ben @_benh0lmes]

guy’s bio has ‘sharp commentary’ in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

Angela Rayner has some serious competition for the most stupid MP in Parliament.

[ben @_benh0lmes]

You’re losing your seat at the next election.

[Lucy Powell MP @LucyMPowell]

We are positive going into polling day because it’s only Labour that maintains support across both parts of the constituency.

That’s why we are the main contenders

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@JustEatUK Messaged, thanks

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@JustEatUK I ordered from you two months ago, the order took 2.5 hours to arrive, and in the meantime I’d rung the restaurant who said my food was sat out for over an hour with no one to collect it.

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@JustEatUK please could you look into this for me? The charge back on my card has been refused, and I don’t believe that you provided the service I paid for and would expect a full refund.

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@JustEatUK it was then delivered, and because you’d ’provided the service’ I wasn’t eligible for any sort of refund, apart from partial credit. Pretty abysmal considering the time taken plus the food safety concerns.

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

I hate to be super gay on the internet but it saddens me how much Charlotte puts down this album. ‘crash’ + ‘lightning’ two of my faves. It had some gooduns. When I saw it live someone spilt a whole bottle of poppers on the great northern rail to Alexandra Palace.
It was art.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

thinking about how insane i was summer 2024 & realizing it was MOLD POISONING!!!! i did not have BRAT summer i had a BLACK MOLD SUMMER

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

@RishiSunak Cunt

[ben @_benh0lmes]

The yassification of Mrs Tweedy

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘CHICKEN RUN 2’ has been released.

Releasing December 15 on Netflix.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

something kinda—

[AIDA @shutupaida]

aesthetic moms that make their babies play with brown wooden toys like they’re Danish slaves. ur baby has a bad life

[Chloo @Hetheringtonn]

I am fucking howling at Amies dm’s😂😂😂😂😂 Did you fart in they jeans?

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Joe & Kamala in the White House rn listening to America Has A Problem

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

Careful not to share this of @trussliz she’s apparently trying to keep it a secret. Courtesy of @AdamBienkov

[ben @_benh0lmes]

@EastMidRailway on the 12:40 from Sheffield to Norwich, the departure boards showed rear two coaches for Norwich while the trolley attendant is under the impression that it’s the front two, which we’re in. Which is it please?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

12 years of cruel Tory rule inflicting pain for the many to feather the beds of the few.
Johnson should resign now but real change can only come when the Tories are swept away and replaced with a peoples Government to redistribute wealth and power.