Beth

space cowboy • she/her

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

why do the ballot drop offs in blythe look like they’re all going in to the big brother house

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

copywriter at emma bridgewater deserves a raise for calling their sale a cabinet reshuffle

[Chris Power @chris_power]

why I read writers’ diaries

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@Jessica__Balmer oh she’s BACK

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

it’s that time of year again when i wonder whose sick idea it was to make hay fever nasal spray smell like i’ve just shoved a bunch of flowers up my nose

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@kimtolks Leonardo Da Vinci!

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

the nerdiest room in town! #YoureDeadToMe

big fun, big laughs, and now an even bigger brain. thanks @greg_jenner @cath_fletcher @daraobriain

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

tell me why i’m battling gale force winds going up the stairs at elephant & castle

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@niallkiely31 tis a danger

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

A review of the British Museum’s not-so-functional book catalogues in ‘The Gentleman’s Magazine’, Oct 1850. An esp. amusing read for those familiar w/ museum/archive worlds.

“the gentlemen of the museum […] amuse themselves, puzzle other people, and make the nation ridiculous”

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

new year new job baby let’s gooooo

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

all i want for christmas is a NEGATIVE TEST

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@rosy_uncooley you too lovely ❤️

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

Bittersweet moments with my nan on facetime this Christmas:

“oh darling you are bonnie, look at your hair! remind me who you are?”

“i’m your granddaughter, nan”

“no you’re never! is she really? look at you! gorgeous! you’re making me feel old”

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@stephmaytay ❤️

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

alas the lines on my covid tests aren’t fading, solo xmas here we come!

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

@stephmaytay ✨✨

[Beth @_bethhhwalks]

ho ho ho!

[Kamran Javadizadeh @kjavadizadeh]

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