beth

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Friend just asked me where to start watching real housewives

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me convincing people to watch the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

manifesting this for all of us in 2026

[aphrodite ♡︎ misandrist 🐉☀️ @mujhemaardo]

2023 first half and 2023 second half were two different years

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

ending the year in a flop era but i see it as the universe cocooning me up so I can emerge and serve maximum levels of cunt for all the 2024

[emmazawierucha @emmazawierucha]

joking on twitter is not enough i need to fly to ireland to party

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

Police: Can you tell me why you were speeding?

Me: I’m sorry officer, I was listening to Fleetwood Mac The Chain

[leȯ @soleoado]

a reminder to self:

[eduarda @pedrettisangel]

*new abba album + 2 singles + holograms*

twitter:

[CEE B @DJCEEB_]

Midway through dancehall lol

[lauryn 🇵🇸 @iron__xan]

what the fuck is a “dream job” i do not dream of labour . all i want is wake up every morning and eat croissant and look at pretty flowers for the rest of the day

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Bangers and mash.

[LF @LF_1906]

Radio 1 Dance announcing the death in the only proper way.

[beth @_bethmurrayy]

@amyablett me & u every time

[Genius @Genius]

kid cudi dancing to “electric feel” at coachella is my mood all summer

[beth @_bethmurrayy]

@killinglauren Yesss proud of you my love✨ we movin on up!