Flotopotomus

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[nutty putty cave updates @ijimaia]

When you have a friend

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

A lot of these men stay trying to humble women! I’m glad they’re tearing his ass up in the comments 😂

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[∿ @somewheresy]

Remember in 2024 whenever something like this would happen and guys from Shit, Indiana would go “DEI Airplane”

[BASITO @itzbasito]

A philosopher one said

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Finals be thy name.

[✰ @luxiesha]

Spot the difference

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

I GOT TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[James¹⁷¹⁸🎌 @ShotimeLAD]

Yamamoto's reaction to Rushing's walk 😭

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

really really hoping that in a year i dont remember the hantavirus cruise ship’s name

[peace + chemicals @_210128]

As a kid this is when I knew that California was the center of the universe

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

California is one case where being from Upstate NY really shines.

If I moved there today, the taxes and laws would feel "normal" to me, except I'd be chilling in the sun instead of getting 10+ feet of snow. People are way friendlier, food is great.

It's just a matter of getting up enough cash together to buy a place, but honestly, it's not that bad depending on where you go.

If I sold both my houses here in NY I could probably afford Twentynine Palms, Barstow, Imperial Valley, Bakersfield. Could maybe afford a condo in San Bernadino or even closer to LA.

It'd be a nice life compared to what's on offer in Upstate NY, and there'd be no real "adjustment" to the suite of nutty laws in taxes that come with life in California. As a NYer, I'm already dealing with worse in many ways.

[ToothyBj @toothybj]

Dam Him Up

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

ISAIAH RASHAD

IT'S BEEN AWFUL
(ALBUM)

MAY 1ST 🚨

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”

[Only Baseball Questions @HellaADZ]

You won’t find anything this beautiful in states like Cousinfuckers Alabama

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WOW. Democrats won. That's a first.