😎SAUTI🇰🇪

swali bado ni moja!

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

me when my dick itches in public and i can’t scratch it😂

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

President William Ruto welcomed by “Wantam” chants from worshipers when he arrived at Uhuru Park for the final day of Rhema Feast on Friday.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

But saying WANTAM infront of that man ilimguza sana, ni venye alishindwa how to abduct all these people.

Reality is kicking in slowly slowly.

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

This girl has just fainted mbele yangu hapa kwa cashier wa supermarket. Watu wanasema maybe ako na low iron but deep down ik the real reason ni how good my trim is, barber wangu amefanya kazi safi sana, he says it should be illegal for how sharp I look, On God siku zote.

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Ata ulete yesu Nairobi, sugoi lazima uende Aki ulliam

[EPL WINNERS 2025/2026 🇰🇪 @Nja_u_]

mtanipiga but lemme say it, pulling up in such large numbers to go to Rhema fest to pray for a better country but not turning up for maandamano to fight for the better country is kinda wild

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[naiive @naiivememe]

single moms when they see a successful 30 yo man with no kids

[Khanya_Nolz1 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @Khanya_Nolz1]

Both. I want to overshare lies

[L1V1NGD34DG1RL @BKatb1438922]

Logging onto twitter and seeing 4 notifications

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

ulimanage?

[Aashish🔰 @DrAashish_]

All the United fans who didn’t turn off their TVs at 110’ when Lyon went 6-4 up on aggregate… I hope life rewards y’all for that faith😭

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Do you know how low you have to be for people like Swaleh to start making sense!

[PrinceMarcus @PrinceMarcus_27]

If 1000 Ways To Die was still around this wouldve been called “#745 Bangkok”

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

So why are you concerned and worried if it cannot work?

[Stunnianna.💋 @mshoney_J]

Him when you said yeah:

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tangu nihamie apartment iko na lift naona hukai poa sana aki im sorry,Eww!

[Just__Irene @Just__Irene]

Religion will finish Africans I swear. That is chief Gen Z slaughter man on the front row receiving Holy Spirit more than even “man of god”. I truly weep for my people.

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Not a single person, I repeat not a single person in this world still has an open bet after this result