kati

Belieber / Glizzy Guzzler

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[me irl @me_when_irl]

POV: you're already doing 25 over the speed limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[didi ⚢ @deediedoedum]

smoked weed and now i see that i was being dramatic

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[kati @_bigkat]

@Suzierizzo1 zyn

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

When I point the remote directly at the TV, nothing happens.
If I accidentally drop it between the couch cushions, it switches from Netflix to Hulu, opens four apps, changes the subtitles to Portuguese, and somehow starts playing Christmas music.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[andrew @intellegint]

Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me when i wear lipgloss on a windy day

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[• @yducknow]

when I planned to wear an outfit and i find it in the laundry basket

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I hope Americans are paying attention to the fact that while millions are struggling to put gas in their tanks and food on their table, Mike Johnson is fighting to make sure members of Congress can still do insider trading because they only make a measly $174k annually.

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[kati @_bigkat]

@Believe_culture and then they be in my ear like “smoking weed makes you lazy” 🤣 like kk

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $6.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $6 AT WALMART.

[kati @_bigkat]

@jyapsalot nvm