devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️

my crashout journal

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

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[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[𝙍𝙞𝙥 @postcrisisKal]

Did this and went back to his French vanilla shake boyfriend

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Now 52% of young adults live with their parents, the highest rate ever, surpassing even the Great Depression. The most-educated and most in debt generation in history did everything they were supposed to and got this.

The system. Does. Not. Work

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Ｉａｎ🛸 @1Kangogo]

Nipate pesa haraka nispoil my sibling🕯️

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

It should literally be illegal for bills affecting 50+ million Kenyans to pass when half of Parliament didn't even bother to show up for work.

If we don't show up to our jobs, we get fired. Why do they get to decide our future via empty chairs?

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

Life really started when i stopped giving a flying fuck about how I’m perceived

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Sinanga shida na watu wa grammatical errors but hawa wa "am" badala ya "I'm " kuna vile wao hunisinya mbaya😭

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@muliwithanm I know!!!!

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@kinywajikali Ikr?! 😭

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@muliwithanm Wewe hupendi soft love 🤣

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

Fck the "be visible" propaganda. If you are Black and you can find a way to make a comfortable living while maintaining your privacy, you've won

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@kigutasheilaa 😭😭😭😭

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

In our prime, tungekuwa tushasalimia hao Mps who absconed the voting 2026 Finance Bill

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@Blipblopblup_ Every tweet of yours reminds me we should take your phone for the safety of the general public 🤣🤣🤣 Loving them either way

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@IamWanjiru_ Babe hapo Kencom

[devil from Gatundu 🧜🏾‍♂️ @_billy_mango]

@magatax Umetoa busaa wapi hii Nairobi?! 😭

[Mack @whatMackSays]

My favorite part of adulthood is courtship. Learning a person, sharing moments, creating memories with them and merging experiences before jealousy transforms both of you into feral porcupines - absolutely thrilling.