Will

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

She say do you love me, I tell her only partly. I only love the pool and my zipline, I'm sorry

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The late great Douglas Adams tells one of the all-time greatest stories

[Stephen Jenkins @cloudcity]

#MyPLMorning A house divided in Ohio!

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

United fans chanting, "Frenkie, what's the score? Frenkie, Frenkie what's the score?"

[Will @_billyalex]

@Ankaman616 “…applying the can-do spirit of Iraq 2003 to its coverage of Qatar 2022.”
*chef’s kiss*

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Absolutely scathing. https://t.co/UyH5g4UTOP

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Football (0.48) 0-0 (0.93) Soccer

[roon @tszzl]

having actual enemies is such a rare privilege. you can have a normal premodern struggle and just strive to destroy them. in reality all you have are allies that you’re struggling to align and a postmodern transaction cost morass

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

if someone hit me with this i’d cry

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Me (junior associate): none of this makes any sense

Me (present day): none of this makes any sense, but older

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

The crown is weak now is our chance

[Will @_billyalex]

*orders Antony jersey*

[Will Oremus @WillOremus]

the trolley problem, solved at last

[Tom Williams @tomwfootball]

- Bit of an unorthodox request, Antony, but any chance you could provide us with an arresting visual metaphor for the post-Ferguson era at Manchester United?
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[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[Swiss Ramble @SwissRamble]

After Manchester United’s awful start to the season, the focus has once again turned to the Glazers. This thread will look at some of the reasons why the club’s fans might be unhappy with their owners – from a financial perspective #MUFC

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

He’s a 10 but we have to play him as a 9 because Manchester United refuse to buy a striker.