Emily Cat

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

I’m like 99.9% sure @boburnham is the voice inside my kids dj set lol

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

What do you want to get your teachers for teachers appreciation week? Lucy, 5: maybe a new iPhone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

It’s so cute and tiny. Gave it water in a salad dressing container lid, a dead fly and some grass for now 🤣

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

@Menards what am I supposed to do now 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ the irony that the cashier said, “this is our first time having house plants next thing you know we’ll have aquariums” isn’t lost on me

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

I’m not sure what this encanto movie everyone is talking about but Lucy’s watched entaco several times and it’s really good. 😂😂

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy, 5: you might think I’m a human but actually I love oranges

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy: this was the bestest day of my life!!! But it was probably the most exhaustingest day of your life right mom? 🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Penny’s way of saying names. Luly = Lucy. Nana = Anna. Lala = Alexa.

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Upon seeing a movie with a dating app in it. “That’s cool. You can get a new husband just by looking on your phone” 🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy, 4: my poop knows when I’m at home

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

So I’m a stay at home mom. In the past we’ve explained to Lucy that staying home with the girls is my job and dad has his job and works on his computer.
Today Lucy asked me for more candy.
I said no.
She replied, one day you’re going to get fired!!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy: mom when I was done with my big big poop my belly started talking!! And when it was done taking it went TOOT

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy 4: did you know some people have earrings.... on their tongues?!?!

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Me trying to get my child to eat more food : Lucy eat three more bites then we’ll take a bath. Lucy, 4: ughhhh noooooo. Me: ok four more. Lucy: ok! 😂🤦‍♀️

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Nick, 33: a wise woman once told me distance makes everything seem smaller. You know who told me that? Elsa

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Lucy: do you think they have cows in California? Maybe that’s why it’s called cowifornia. I hope they do I want to visit them.

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Me to Lucy: how did I get so lucky to have two such amazing daughters?
L: because you got pregnant

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Me: You love noodles!
L: I’m not that kid that loves noodles.

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Can I have some candy so I can feel up to playing?

[Emily Cat @_binksford]

Me: what's your magazine about?
Lucy: you know I can't read, mom.