♡ ദirdՊachine ♡

Semi Lucid Cyborg Wannabe
Less of a Hot Mess more of a Lukewarm Disaster
More than a person, Less than a Deer
she/her

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Accidentally unpinned my classic install vid so till I find it here's some of the thing when it was like, in action. Not just the gore & guts 😆

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Played with some rocks on my #northstar implant in my lab tonight 🔮✨

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

How I better be proposed to

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

Will you marry me?

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Oakland. Schenley Park. The cops are current chasing a naked guy through the park. Enjoy your weekend.

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Thought this was an intricate af shoulder tattoo at first

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

First city ever built on mars.

You get to name it.

What's it gonna be?

[mie @girlpov]

it's three in the morning and i just teared up

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

@orangeyounini Prettier flag, plus I figure it's like an "all of the above" or "regardless of the above" answer to a multi-choice question

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Larimer. Penn Ave near Bakery Square. Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back macing people on the sidewalk.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. S 9th Street. Caller reports that two dudes are having a broom fight in the street.

[Boon @faintchirp]

Birds when they can just sit down

[limpkin @acealeam]

I LOVE THIS STUPID HOBBY!!!!

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

@ThePlantedChris https://t.co/glVs2llNyl🐠🐠🐠🐠

[คือ���มต้องทราบไหม 🐈‍⬛ @pizad_sura]

พี่คนนี้โพสถามว่า ทำไมปลาทั้งหมดชอบมาออกันอยู่ตรงนี้ มีคอมเม้นบอกว่า เพราะตู้ปลามันเล็กเกินมั้ย พี่คนนี้เลยถ่ายตู้ปลาทั้งตู้ให้ดู 😂

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

If we can electrify our skin, any insect that attempts to land on us will be electrocuted. This could be revolutionary. Now I haven’t worked out the science yet but I do have a trial set up in my garage using some jumper cables and my mother’s car battery

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Hello again LAX

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Ugh I said no vaugetweet bs bye thought

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Mt. Washington. Grandview Ave. Caller thinks that he accidentally threw out his couch gun when he got rid of his sofa.

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

So cute! It's even imitating a hermit crab walk!

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

@PokeMooney @ranmasaotome96 i had the EEEEEEEEpc* at the start of college! Not quite as neat with the extra baubles/buttons at the top of the keyboard as this thing, but same small laptop / dawn of the netbook

*(eeepc but I -need- you to hear it in my voice going EEEEEEE for some reason)

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Old: Systems designed around The Elements like Fire Water Earth Wind Dark Light
Desired: Same system but designed around Physical, Spatial, Temporal, Functional & Conceptual

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

Y'inz'd've (you all in here would have)

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Contractions with 3 words:
-she'd've
-wouldn't've

Contractions with more than 3 words:
-y'all'll've
-they'dn't've

[♡ ദirdՊachine ♡ @_birdmachine]

The note Makes it 💋🤌

[rio 🪲🏳��‍🌈 bug oomf @colligocritters]

HOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!