Blake Cannon

UFCD Bondman. Frequently offensive...chiefly unaware. Bland in general.

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@FOX13News y’all know not shit about weather, tell me what you think is gonna happen so I can always plan for the opposite.

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@cityandcolour 6 months ago our first dance

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@RedSox #giftofsox My wish would be a new Sox shirt for what should be a very interesting 2023 season

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@JohnnyStevens Set the apartment on fire and she’ll have to come out with the dog.

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@SHRTampa We have been denied to extend our stay to include tomorrow…so will you be making us leave into the middle of the storm?

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@HardRockSBHelp can’t see my bets that I’ve placed for tonight’s games? Please advise

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@graveyardshitt Are they still in your transaction history? Mine are there but not in the finished section. Either way, trash app

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@RomiAmoudi @njbritton @Wizardof0dds @HardRockSBHelp @RealDealClinton That would be understandable for a new outfit, if communicated in any form whatsoever.

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@RealDealClinton @HardRockSBHelp This is the issue with any monopoly, no accountability as there’s no competitive pressure to do better. Could have set the bar for future players but jeopardizing it for all of them

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@mrkawht @ArkansasFight Don’t be mad you got our used goods

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Colin Cowherd is an idiot. He needs to pull Golden State out of his gullet

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#ImThankfulFor the end of that Jason Derulo garbage performance

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Martavis Bryant is a little scrub. You want more of the ball? Get open. It's not like Ben isn't going through his checkdowns

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@GRUStormCentral NW Gainesville is still struggling. 162 customers on a single trouble that hasn't been resolved.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

me at 7pm: i really need to go to bed early tonight
my brain at 3am: https://t.co/4I5mz2se0S

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So you want to go to the octagon now #mayweather

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@JohnMayer You're in the upside down bro. Look for that kid, he'll explain #StrangerThursdays

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I'm Pickle Rick

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Something soothing about humming in unison with the vacuum cleaner.