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[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

“Did you see the news?”

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That divorce album is gonna be insufferable

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“A movie, but without Pedro Pascal.”

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

snapchat be like “a year ago today you thought this whore was your soulmate”

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/5-5/9) to those who celebrate!!!

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

I bet these ones are actually good for you, look how stoked that horse is!

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Don’t wowwy Tony, we’ll find Chwistophew and Paulie

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

Friday.

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

What if?

[bendell werry 🌲 @bendellwerry]

You just plugged in the N64, the boys are being dropped off by their mom.

The Mountain Dew Code Red is on ice.

You ordered the pizza 31 minutes ago and the delivery driver isn’t here yet. It will be free.

It’s Friday night in America.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Just impeccable

[jainormis @jainormis]

dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Elizabeth Warren will be furious when she finds out they put Jimmy Carter on Pete Hegseth's tattoo.

[Chloe @chloegrace2022]

Gig ‘em….

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

"Great, now make me come out from the turkey, yes, incredible. post it"