your father figure

turns out my dick's bigger

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

Happy sunday, I posted fic today! You can read it here: https://t.co/1cwgtENiZg

[Yuei D. Wolfwood ⓧ 🇭🇳 @zafiroyuei]

Feliz mes de visibilidad bisexual para este poderoso.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

noooo Bob you’re not supposed to report this! the Dodgers cheated to get Ohtani! they exploited their loophole of being The Only Team Allowed to Do Deferrals! they exploited their loophole of being The Only Team That Plays In California!! I read it on X the everything app!!!

[re: emma @evemmore]

in 2016 Madonna said the most controversial thing I have ever done is to stick around and ten years later we’re still like wow this woman is over the age of 35 she should retire ❤️ because we love her she should quit ❤️

[drew @drewgirlevil]

you’d think florence has given any indication that she intends to retire sometime soon but nope, her only crime is recently turning 40 while touring an album about how making music is a life force for her

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

quite frankly it does not matter if she intended to or not. it does not matter if any artist intends to or not. crediting properly is the right thing to do, and villainizing the artist who gets credited for their work (appropriately!) is an insane stan-twt brained cope

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

I think it's interesting how some artists, when they have a dispute about song similarity, just give the appropriate credit and move on. They don't nurse a 5 year grudge and try to do underhanded actions against the artist they gave credit to.

[Andy likes stuff (im andy) @thisbecoolpond]

This is a kindness no one else in the world is afforded. I can't say Colombia isn't my country and I just live here. How easy it seems to separate from the horrors of your brethren and bury your head in the sand.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[EVANGELICAL SEEING A RELIGIOUS DISPLAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SMOKE MACHINES OR A PROJECTOR SCREEN OFFERING A QR CODE FOR 15% OFF AT STEAK N' SHAKE] this is sick. this is not christ.

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

Tell PCA to do it then

[Coz @Gambletani]

Shohei winning MVP this year would be just ridiculously bad for the sport of baseball you’re just setting the precedent this guy automatically wins mvp as long as he trots on the mound 10 times a year

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

@anonatrisk Same reason they don't like Taylor Swift, she's not pandering to them and isn't interested in doing so

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

All this nonsense for a ball

[MLB @MLB]

Jose Cuas with the pump fake 🤣

[val @valtryeks]

“Baseball doesn’t have a ton of rules”

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

diabolical

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Welcome to Los Angeles, Tarik!

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

why should they stay with a team who won't pay them AND will make no moves towards winning, their calling is not to be a background for rich people's meetings lmao

[your father figure @_bluemoony]

complaining about ring chasing is so fucking stupid, like, you're surprised that people who competitively play a game for a living want to have the best chance at winning???

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

I don’t even blame the Dodgers anymore. I blame the cowards that take the shortcut to a ring. This era of baseball will always have an asterisk.

[Laurita ☁️ @LauraGb23]

Y wey que risa que critiquen el video de opalite porque es de lo mejores videos, el concepto parece una mini romcom y la cinematografía es espectacular porque la hizo Rodrigo Pietro. Todo por un clip de un balecito gracioso q queda excelente con el concepto jsjs

[Dodgers fam @Dodgerfam25]

Remember when Mookie wanted to stay in Boston, Freeman wanted to stay in Atlanta, Skubal has expressed staying in Detroit… yet none of those owners paid them

[treason 🍀 @quiettreason13]

By far the dumbest part of the wedding talk in the fandom has been the Lucky One quotes. As if choosing not to pick between the rose garden & Madison Square anymore wasn't a part of the thesis statement of the last two albums. She almost died trying! Now they make their own luck!

[jubs @iitsjuliart]

hm na verdade 🤓☝️ o red og tinha estética hipster que tava começando a bombar em 2012 não old money..

[Dodger Blue @DodgerBlue1958]

Sasaki walked over to the far side of the dugout to greet Pages after his catch.