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failed trials, system needs redesigned

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The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized.

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All of the packets are empty.

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Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.

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improperly oriented keyboard

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High line impedance.

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Scheduled global CPU outage

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Zombie processes haunting the computer

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Fiber optics caused gas main leak

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Your cat tried to eat the mouse.

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We've run out of licenses

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Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.

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Interference from lunar radiation

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because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.

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The vendor put the bug there.

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HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here

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Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet.

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Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment

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Out of cards on drive D:

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le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?