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Why are Spongebob memes so relatable

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YAAAASSSSSS

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/soQBbjDMDe

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

*sees 1 leaf on the ground*

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#win

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OOF I feel called out

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These look like they prevent minor spills as well, I’ll take the lot

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@Staggfilms I am 32 and I still ask this question

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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This is the kind of squee beauty that I needed to see this morning

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@Ambuehlance You cook good rabbit, pilgrim

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🖤🦉🖤🦉🖤

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@rachelkleist Every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 time

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

i wonder if the first person to put pineapple on pizza had any idea that it would divide a country, nay, the world

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I just discovered that all 3 Seasons of Mighty Boosh is on Amazon Prime. GUESS WHAT IM DOING THIS WEEKEND.

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SQUEEEE

[linc @lincandescent]

me: [spitting out dinosaur nuggets] you mean to tell me these are chicken?!

[schmox @IvoryGazelle]

[oyster gets to heaven]

aww hell yea, that’s a nice gate, what’s it made of

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@Shenanigans_luv All the fucking time

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Does anyone else browse all the new amazing shows and movies over the course of five minutes, then land on Futurama or Parks and Rec for the hundredth time and just fall asleep, or is it just me