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don’t talk to me | cmu alum | sagittarius ♐️

[b rich @_brerich]

i couldn’t possibly cram any more in there

[b rich @_brerich]

i saw my mom and dad doing it once and i’ve never been the same

[b rich @_brerich]

😭😭😭 ma’am drugs are expensive, i promise no one is handing them out to children for free

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.

[P. @__Princessss]

Not tik tok teaching me that you can run your liquor through the Brita and it’ll lose the flavor but still get you drunk imma have to try that

[b rich @_brerich]

nah this shit is hilarious, this is the first good thing cmu has done for me since graduating

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Central Michigan sent out stickers "for your keyboard" 🤔 https://t.co/00uHTZwNcn

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[b rich @_brerich]

i haven’t done a lot this summer but i can say that i’ve checked this off the list💀

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

terrible 2’s applies to 22 too. i was an absolute menace to society at 22 and i’m still not fully sorry about it

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[b rich @_brerich]

like what did u gain from lying out your ass? jealousy is a disease, get well soon bitch 🙏🏼😙

[b rich @_brerich]

i cut bitches off like it’s my job 😭😩 snip snip bitch ✂️🤪

[b rich @_brerich]

@gossipgus_ and an extra dark pair of sunnies 😎

[Gus @gossipgus_]

Can’t stand to see me shine? Better buy a visor ;-)

[b rich @_brerich]

one thing i won’t put up with is disrespect, i’ll just quietly take myself out of the situation and u wont hear from me again

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i really just want to hear pyramids by frank at the strip club before i die

[b rich @_brerich]

becoming an adult is realizing you have to take yourself out on dates sometimes bc your friends are also adults w their own lives and aren’t always available to do shit w you anymore 😭 i hate it here

[themaddi3gurl @maddi3gurl]

I’ll roll up while you drive 😌

[Shayla🕷 📸 @Shayla6661]

Mhmmm

[b rich @_brerich]

i’ve always been told that my pride is my biggest character flaw, but tbh my pride and big ass inflated ego are the only things that stop me from embarrassing myself on a daily basis 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️