lyons

cultured swine

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi]

When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Mind-boggling

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Los Angeles Lakers are selecting Bronny James with the No. 55 pick in the 2024 NBA draft, sources say. LeBron and Bronny James to become the first ever father-son duo to be in the NBA at the same time.

[lyons @_brettlyons]

No way 😂😂😂

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Man with a suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving in his car.

This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time.

Judge Cedric Simpson can be seen dumbfounded after defendant Corey Harris dialed into the meeting from his car.

Simpson: "Mr. Harris, are you driving?"

Harris: "Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually. Just give me one second."

Judge Simpson then revoked Harris's bond and ordered him to turn himself into the local jail.

The incident happened in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Shoutout to the dirty dub

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Some balcony dranks

[lyons @_brettlyons]

@MKC9413 @jdagnolos All before running the beep test 3rd period w brags calling you a pussy smh

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Fiscal year end is complete and the division overspent budget by 5K on over $43.8M in total spending.

Cheers gang I’m of to drink some beers 🍻

[lyons @_brettlyons]

The 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse

[lyons @_brettlyons]

@heatdaddy69420 @eric_tofflemire Show him a time @denomme18 @turnzie

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Wow fire me up. Good for him and Guyana.

[Anas Alhajji @anasalhajji]

A must watch!

This is my hero!

He is Mohamed Irfaan Ali, President of Guyana.

#Oil #Guyana

[lyons @_brettlyons]

$NVDA $SMCI $MRVL $MU ❤️🥹

Have sold all $SMCI tho…thx for playing

[lyons @_brettlyons]

It’s simple just tax us to infinity and then maybe we can get Canada down to 1% of global emissions 😂

[CityNews Vancouver @CityNewsVAN]

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is pushing back against premiers who are asking him to cancel an upcoming increase to the federal carbon price, saying they have not proposed better ideas to fight climate change.

https://t.co/19RVLw5w0p

[lyons @_brettlyons]

If you honestly didn’t buy a single share of $NVDA in the past 497 days you simply aren’t about your bread

Please don’t go FOMO buying now

[lyons @_brettlyons]

$NVDA is trading almost double of what is what from this previous post, where it had already doubled from the original entry 🙏🥹

Taking some more off at $765…thank you AI

#notfinancialadvice 😂

[lyons @_brettlyons]

$NVDA didn’t know it was going to be that good… and by March I meant til infinity bc stonks don’t go down and it’s awesome 😂

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Hard af

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1979, Casio made a pocket calculator that doubled as a cigarette lighter, also known as the ‘calculighter’. [📷: Joe Haupt]

[lyons @_brettlyons]

This guy chills on the heat vent every single day in the wintertime. His own personal outdoor sauna. Doesn’t move all day. Kinda boss tbh.

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Go lions babbyy!!! Merry Christmas from Powell River frens

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Blue line still working. Entry on successful retest.

Bought $QQQ 406 calls today for 0.64/contract, sold for 1.80. Well take 180% gain any day. Brick by fackin brick.

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Keeping things simple.

Buying and selling +/- 2 std deviations from volume weighted avg price (VWAP).

Both of these trades went over 100%, side gig done for the day :P

[lyons @_brettlyons]

Algos think the “auctions” fair mkt value = VWAP (blue line). They like to buy dips and sell rips to revert price back to its mean.

Today, like most days, they did a really good job of that.

Okay enough stonks back to work✌️