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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

My wife making us watch DWTS and threatening to withhold sex if I make comments. I’ve never seen it. All I know is there’s a playoff baseball game on and I just mistook a judge for JLo.

[martyna @_babyfrog]

when cats get done drinking water and have that little droplet of water on their chin thats very important to me

[bri @_briannaryan]

@tanamongeau Bring it to Canada you cheap bitch😂🥲💀

[bri @_briannaryan]

@hiivictoriaa @emmaayyoung If you dont do this ill be so sad

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn’t like her tone

[bri @_briannaryan]

Whatever happened to friends being supportive and encouraging💀

[Alyssa @alyssaxtrevino]

2023: your cup will be overflowing with love, health, wealth, blessings, abundance, opportunities, peace, happiness, healing, fresh starts, and new beginnings 🦋🪬🦋🪬🦋🪬

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you expect me to get work done ?? in these conditions?? in this world?? where my socks feel weird???

[kemi @kemimarie]

we all have that one 2019 ex

[bri @_briannaryan]

Mwmqqq

[trash jones @jzux]

(looking in the mirror) i am literally begging you to be normal

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

sometimes, i wish you were in my place just to know how i feel.

[bri @_briannaryan]

Fun fact when I was in high school there was an art teacher who *allegedly* lost one of his nuts in a wood-shop accident and this was the nickname people gave him💀

[… @lurkmenistan69]

gonna start referring to guys who can only last one round as “One Nut Wonders”

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

the scariest thing is… you just never know what goes on behind your back.

[nina @ninagrewrites]

having emotionally mature people in your circle is a blessing. you are able to express your feelings openly and freely. they don’t criticise you, they don’t dismiss you, they don’t become hostile. they listen, they respond, they patiently hold space for you. top-tier connections

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

i’m not the friend that’s going to agree with you just cause we’re friends.