brooke

downright goofery

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

hamlet’s problem is that he’s an only child

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

We are living through a historical period where a tiny network of billionaires has teamed up across USA/Russia/Europe/Middle East to absolutely destroy the futures of everyday people and our planet, all to further enrich themselves. Just like Karl Marx predicted, actually.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the government's job isn't to ruthlessly maximize shareholder value, it's to make sure the lights stay on *no matter what*

"move fast, break things" is great when you're making a burrito delivery app, not so great when you are the load-bearing institution for the entire planet

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

Buried in the flurry of Executive Orders last night is one that halts all funding from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.

Yes, the law that Republicans and Democrats came together to pass that fixes our roads, modernizes old bridges, and makes drinking water safer.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Every single conservative is like this

[⚖️Powerful Mel Ankoly #ForThePeople @Mel_Ankoly]

Everything that isn't Christofascist, is called "woke".

Any Black person who gets a job is called a "DEI hire".

I've never seen anything like this and the media does nothing.

[ANJALI @TWlTTERHAVER]

French stoners when their dab pens die :

[⏻ c:\user\elaine @userELAINE_EXE]

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I don't think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It's unnatural.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

twitter is a fridge i keep opening and it does have stuff inside but I DONT WANT THIS yuck yuck yuck

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

"fact checkers are too politically biased" is just an overt admission that one political party lies all the time

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Biden-Harris administration is enacting a new rule requiring subscription services, including gym memberships, to offer “one click to cancel.”

It goes into effect on January 14th.

[issa phae @petalsforissa]

2024 was absolutely a vocal high point for hayley, dare i say her new peak. as a fan, it’s been incredible to see her continue to prove herself as a generational talent.

[cece ⚢ @steffidilse]

we’re sleeping on the bare a pop opera bed 2nite queen