brookie 🪴

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see

[trash jones @jzux]

did you guys hear about this

[Shipwreck @shipwreckshow]

I KNEW IT! I've just recently started having problems driving at night on our interstate. I struggle so much that we take the longer route backroads home.

I thought i was just getting old. 😅

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly & insanely obsessed with her.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

You can literally smell fear.

[blue @bluewmist]

few years ago i read a quote that said “the faster that you do the hard things you want to avoid, the faster you will receive the good things you actually want.” and that changed my perspective ever since.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Send this to everyone you know who eats Crumbl Cookies, you’re being poisoned

One cookie has over 60 ingredients and ingredients being used have been found by The European Food and Safety Authority to DAMAGE YOUR DNA

“Damage your DNA to the point of leading to cancer”

“This has 60 ingredients. Vegetable oil, soybean and palm oil, monodiglycerides, yellow 5, yellow 6, soybean oil, titanium dioxide. It's banned in Europe by the way.

The European Food and Safety Authority, which is leaps and bounds ahead of what the US is doing for food safety, found it, quote, no longer safe to eat based on 100 of scientific studies showing that it has genotoxic effects, meaning that it has the ability to damage your DNA to the point of leading to cancer.”

“Holy sh*t”

[brookie 🪴 @_brrrooke_]

before it was called X #MyXAnniversary

[໊ @wynrosei]

one time i saw somebody say that u shouldn’t feel insecure about your physical appearance because “your existence means there was a long line of people who fell in love with somebody who looks just like you” and that changed my life forever and i think everybody should hear that

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

MY JAW DROPPED😭???

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt

[flight school chaos @mbkar911]

Thanks @TAMU for introducing me to my best friend

[✨🎶Kristennnn🍉✨ @singingsox]

Does anyone else do the neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on everything/fix my whole life this weekend” every weekend but then it comes & you’re like “but I deserve a break from being in work mode all week” & then repeat perpetually?

(This is why I’m bad at emails)

[Jake Strickland 🤩✨ @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

me at thanksgiving dinner asking my mom if the green beans contain any seed oils

[kemi @kemimarie]

BEING IN 25-34 IS CRAZY BUSINESS 😭😭😭 hold on

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[King Randall, I. @NewEmergingKing]

Why are you so angry over my pick for President?

Don’t become what you accuse the others of being. This goes to show how much people truly worship politicians.

Do we even trust God anymore?

#DonaldTrump #Trump #KamalaHarris #Kamala #Project2025 #Agenda47

[Kevin Bass @kevinnbass]

Lol