alan cummings crumpet munchers

would fail at space trivia but can provide a quote from the office for every situation (pronouns: she/her)

[alan cummings crumpet munchers @_bubbarae]

anyone with this haircut

[jude @wishfu1l]

“i dont think he meant what he said hes around his boys hes a fucking guy hes thinking with his dick” has got to go down in history as the most embarrassing thing a casa girl has ever said like?😭 #loveislandusa

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Aniya don’t ever listen to that gut again mama. Take some probiotics for that cause no ma’am!

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

they gave them 12 men, a livestream, & photos, & they still did this 😭

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

trinity is worried meanwhile bryce is counting 5 things he can see and 4 things he can touch 3 things he can hear…

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[summer ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆ @summrr__]

i’ve never heard epitome pronounced like this 😭😭😭

[i know dada @pinkst3rs]

can they make casa at least one day shorter so bryce doesn’t kill himself

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

he’s like a friend i worry about

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.

[Eve @evek181818]

this is a really beautiful way to talk about someone who died by suicide <3

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

“listen to your body”

my body: touch the cactus

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I wasn’t super worried about the hantavirus, and then RFK Jr. said “We have this under control, and we’re not worried about it” and now I’m super worried

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“I don’t do politics.”
Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

[jár @jarodzsz]

Bible has been renewed for a 2nd Testament