Doodad McDoohickey

Toyotathon is always on. Avid RHCP hater.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Harold's Gas Station, Spring Hill, Florida, 1965.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I perform funeral rites in my head for every dead animal on the side of the road I leave no one unburied

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

There’s no way Daniel see this

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

does anyone make weighted blankets in colors other than mental illness gray

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

@danie1noriega I’m back

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

This should go down in history as the most beautiful and productive thing any human has ever done in response to getting cheated on

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Thinking about Chinese Van Morrison on Thanksgiving again

[Newposter @Newposter2]

Dirty Work by Steely Dan

[fawn @fawnncel]

i’ll beat that horse when it gets here

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

She go werewolf on my London till I AWWOOOO

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Why would you say this???

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

Just tied for employee of the month for the second time after WINNING IT 2 months ago. Not taking any criticism at this time. Thank you.

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

Went through a toll road yesterday and made an ominous reminder while drunk

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

This is going to fix everything in my life top to bottom

And if it doesn’t I’m turning it back on

[Doodad McDoohickey @_byronius]

Was wondering why my gas bill was so high and found out my the gas valve to my wall heater has been OPEN for god knows HOW FUCKIN LONG with the pilot light NOT LIT

Blaming my behavior the last 2 years on a literal gas leak I’m normal now guys I promise