fugue nephew

formerly: js bok, felonious hunk, chickenposting, brotessa moshfegh, gilmorethony girltano, uncuh jahms, etc. I have nothing cool to do. he/him

[fugue nephew @_cab_fare]

Just ripped my third pair of jeans this year. Best ass in the game

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ozzy osbourne is like if joe biden wasn’t a teetotaler

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nothing heals me like hearing stevie wonder do his cookie monster voice

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tonight dough is jimmy fallons only redeeming quality

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@Rajjath24 das kapital

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@b0rn2pay nah not really

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how can I order a chopped cheese without hurting its feelings

[fugue nephew @_cab_fare]

in anticipation of my 30s, I might start getting into tweed jackets

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making the unfortunate discovery that everything is fine when u just learn how to fucking chill

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they should invent an experience that is positive

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it’s so crazy that walton goggins isn’t the name of a british person

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@mddyluvsbeatlez bill and charlie are showing so much emotion in this pic wtf

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I love starting a declarative sentence with “I suspect”. I’ll narrow my eyes a little when I say it too

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@MeganBitchell many such cases

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the adderall extended release turns me into a man of letters. sorry to everyone I’m texting paragraphs to rn

[fugue nephew @_cab_fare]

every time I hang out in greenpoint I feel like the personality hire

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it’s been too long since they dropped a new candy bar. what gives

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nothing feels worse than getting a notification but then it’s just some b tier celebrity going live on instagram

[fugue nephew @_cab_fare]

@kathqueenie @harry yes

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@chiweethedog I think the issue is with rice that hasn’t been properly refrigerated or left outside for too long

[fugue nephew @_cab_fare]

sorry im late. i was sitting on my ass