cait🦞

milf

[cait🦞 @_caitlynl]

thinking about the time a whole ass fire truck came to my house bc i set the smoke detector off with the steam from the shower and i had to go out in a towel to tell the firemen that there wasn’t an actual emergency

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

NYT what the fuck are you doing bro

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

“Quick and easy meal for when you’re feeling lazy!”

Then they chop an onion. Please man.

[Amy Wong @amyewong]

I’m a nepo baby (my parents never kicked me off their cell phone plan)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[⭐️ @JAZZYST4R]

the kids aren’t listening to black eyed peas anymore times are scary

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Quitting my job cuz all the emails are confusing and idk what anyones talking about

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

thinking bout the electric meat inside my wet skull

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Joseph, while you’re fixing things with the railroad…get them to pass The Equality Act affording civil rights to the LGBTQ community. And extend the child tax credit. How bout the 35$ cap on insulin … all’s I’m saying, a few things already passed in the house. C’mon buddy

[♡ @astralbaes]

me?? in love?? with u??? of course

[will defries @willdefries]

when bieber hits that first “shawty wit you” in mistletoe >>>>>>>

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wish shrek was still alive i think he would look good in some Carhartt..

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

when julia fox releases her book I am going to read it with a highlighter as if it were the old testament

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

[trish @ultragloss]

“ur so spoiled” Umm yeah i heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds when i was 12 years old and it forever altered the trajectory of my life

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You crave Diet Coke because your spirit is broken