Top 10 reasons to see me on tour:
10) You’ll burn calories
9) vocal lessons are paying off
8) Conspiracy theories welcomed
7) Energy Crystals
6) I’ll mention Medicare only twice
5) innovation
4) Tequila
3) the merch is average
2) Tai & Chelsea r cool
1) mortgage payments
My little sister brought a spider in a see through cup and top to show us at dinner.
*10 mins later*
Where’s the spider?
THE SPIDER ESCAPED I thought this only happened in horror movies 🕷🕸
Remember in high school when you would state “I can’t wait to study what I love in college” and then you skip to present time and think “I love what I study in college.” Don’t worry kids, it gets better.
In two weeks, police in Chicago, Honolulu, and Minneapolis have shot and killed:
Adam Toledo, 13
Travon Chadwell, 18
Anthony Alvarez, 22
Iremamber Sykap, 16
Daunte Wright, 20
All Black and brown boys. Killed by a police state that is irredeemable, let alone capable of reform.
For anyone wondering why Amy Poehler & Tina Fey had hearts & stars drawn on their hands tonight, the answer is: Moxie!
In Poehler’s new movie, the design is a battle cry — worn by anyone who is sick of the status quo and willing to stand up and fight for what they believe in.
When people ask me what my biggest regret in life is ... I simply don’t think bc I already know.
Blacking out before @QuinnXCII even comes on the stage at ace of spades and then having my parents take care of me for the rest of the night.
(Quinn if you see this, I love you)