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[TOM HANKS IS INNOCENT @ShaqKatzner]

Jurassic Park movies are unrealistic because none of the white people in them try to kiss dinosaurs on the mouth.

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

Is it too late to go through my goth phase?

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

I just know I’d sleep better if I wore this shit

[brooke @ladyefron]

Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

i b like “goodmorning<33” then go back to sleep 3 times

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

@nypost oop girl boss

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

I don’t like it when car blinkers are not in unison with each other.

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

I have no idea how to parallel park and I don’t intend on learning any time soon.

[Nova @novacriess]

Kinda nervy to talk to a therapist cause they might ......

[𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖 𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑚𝑖 🌸🤎 @_etherealsouls]

Honestly my cats deserve this 🐈🍄🐈‍⬛

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

anyone else remember these?

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

my sister: it feels like I’ve been hit by a truck

dad: what kind?

[✨dev✨ @devwilliams9]

@_camwilliams9_ Hey that was not my fault!!

[Cameron Williams @_camwilliams9_]

My little sister brought a spider in a see through cup and top to show us at dinner.

*10 mins later*

Where’s the spider?

THE SPIDER ESCAPED I thought this only happened in horror movies 🕷🕸

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”