queen egg

funky dunky jaunty

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IVE HAD 2 MEN SWIPE ON MY HINGE AND IVE GONE ON DATES WITH THEM

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@4plunk20 It’d really be coming from a place of jealousy

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Guy in front of me in plane watched SpongeBob and love is blind

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Jackson finally removed me from his Spotify premium group account…wow

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It’s hilarious

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@hannahcharlie12 Yeah babyyyyy!

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Every time I see elderly people protesting, I honk in support and then usually shed a tear because my grandma protested like they did

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@4plunk20 Recently, I was hanging out with someone and I was like “yeah I’m done, they need to leave” and then we ate samosas and then I thought “dang they can hang for however long they want!”

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Yeah just listened to voicemails from grandma Sarah 🤪🤪

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Guys I love the Flex Disc

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All but two of my drafts deleted…I’m kind of devastated. What happened

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I have a crush!

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@4plunk20 I fear this may be true

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@holdsrocks I’m dying

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If I marry a man with the last name, Fisher, then he won’t have to change it!

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I changed in a chafing room at the climbing gym and propped the door open when I left because it smelled like such intense BO and I don’t know how someone can control a stench like that

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Stoick dying makes me wanna do horrible things

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I love pb toast

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@candeeznuts420 Can you share an inspo pic