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this bitch wont shut the fuck up

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“Im too tired i dont wanna make out its too much work” guess ill just kill myself

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When i realize im not a terrible designer i was just working in real estate >>>

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@hannahcharlie12 Shut the fuck up

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@4plunk20 This is a lot

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@_captainfishy Like is this not the most gorg ring god damn

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Fuck it i want a mixed metal engagement ring i fucking said it im not scared anymore

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@_captainfishy

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@4plunk20 Em dashes are such a dead giveaway

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@4plunk20 I wish it was more controversial. I feel like 7 years is like an in between phase. 5 years totally acceptable. 10 years is a bit much

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@_captainfishy What is the other option??? I have to vote for black olives and pineapple??

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The urge to be a stay at home mom is so strong

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@4plunk20 This is wild but omg such a relief 🥲

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Taylor girl… i think maybe lets take a break

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@4plunk20 Im sorry but there is no way you are actually a 32F. I feel like some bra companies are just so skewed like that is absurd. You have big yiddies but not like that. Not in a mean way

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@holdsrocks Same

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I literally need to stop watching the summer i turned pretty its actually causing a rage inside of me that SHOULD NOT be happening for a show about fucking teenagers

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@4plunk20 You tell me man

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Maroon 5 did a popup at a brewery in sb and my dad was saying how crowded it was and this was his text:

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@hannahcharlie12 This is what my fridge looks like