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We are two friends sharing our experiences anonymously. One of us is careful one of us is CHAOTIC. Please enjoy.

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

@eighveigh @5SOS There's nothing wrong with carbonated barbecue sauce tho barbecue sauce slaps and it ain't our fault ya homies can't handle the SPICE

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Thinking of alternatives to the phrase "a series of unfortunate events." This is what I have:
•sequence of tragic occurrences
•progression of unlucky happenings
•successive regretful goings-on
•oof
•chronological occurrence of less-than-ideal circumstances
--careful

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Gonna show her poppy and watch her head explode, officially decided

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Thinking bout the time my friend bragged to me about liking heavy music but then made me turn off black parade. I asked her what she meant by heavy and she said black sabbath. The generation gap is real.
-careful
#mcr #fob #music #humor #humor #comedy

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Showering is basically a factory reset bc we get naked and wet and that’s how it all started -carefulCHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

I am honestly so sick of having to match my clothes. Why can’t everyone let me live my life enjoying my “mismatch” attire. I mean matching colors feels like myth anyway, just leave me alone and let me wear colors that make MY brain happy. -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

I did online classes for like... the majority of my associates (which I finished this spring) and let me tell you, the amount of posts I'm seeing from people about online learning? I feel so understood. So validated. I experience solidarity. My soul is vindicated. Thnku.
-careful

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Today is my national zoot day, I’ve been zootEd into the astral realm. #Zootgenesis -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Careful: *making a snow angel in the wood chips at the park*
Chaos: Who is the snow angel for? Careful: tHe pUbLiC.

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

@feedmeshrimp That’s probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said, mad respect to you. -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

What a life to have lived -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

September 24, 2019 never forget
--careful

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

I feel connected to the expressions seagulls make in a kind of emotional equivalence more than any person I know. In the web of the cosmos I’m confident we are connected in some sort of sentience parallel. #seagulls #loveit -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

People say cats can’t feel love, but I dunno my cat screaming at my door/window every morning just to get in my room and lay in front of me and gently touch my face with her paws, that just really feels like love. #catsrule -CHAOS

[Anonymous @_carefulCHAOS_]

Hello world. This is an account for two friends & the things we do, think, say, and see. We’re going to anonymously share the experiences we have, one as CHAOS (that’s me) and one as careful. Tweets will be signed by either one or both of us so viewers will know who’s who. -CHAOS