Carson Word

Auburn Engineering c/o ‘22ish

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Dux @DuxVul]

Elon Musk does not own a yacht

Gavin Newsom does

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is probably a boomer take, but I'll proudly own it.

I much prefer the days when a baseball glove had a natural leather tone - i.e. tan, brown, black, and blonde.

[Carter Byrd @CarterByrd13]

Reminder, @espn/@SECNetwork/@Disney chose not to air the best series of the college baseball season on any of its networks this weekend…

[Carson Word @_carsonword22]

what a line

[Auburn Baseball @AuburnBaseball]

Scheduled Friday night post for Marciano.

7.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 9 K 👏

[SEC Baseball @SECbaseball]

After Texas took a 2-run lead in the top half of the 9th, Auburn answers in dramatic fashion.

Bristol Carter delivers what appeared to be the game-tying single, but a misplay in CF allowed the winning run to come all the way around from first.

Chaos.

[Kings Lead @KingsLeadSM]

With the deal going down, Dylan Cardwell has been converted into a standard NBA contract! Congrats, Dylan!

[Babysitter Bari @BabysitterBari]

My biggest pet peeve is that Auburn plays Swag Surfin’ regardless of situation and score to start the 4th. It wasn’t that way when I was in college. Read the room and play it when it fits.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

This one is better

[U.S. Department of Labor @USDOL]

Remember who you are, American.

Through rugged individualism and unparalleled grit, our Forefathers built the greatest nation the world has ever seen.

As we celebrate 250 years since our nation’s founding, it’s more important than ever that we honor their achievements and seek to build a stronger nation 🇺🇸

[Bruce Pearl @coachbrucepearl]

America has been made great on the backs of rugged individuals! Spoken like somebody that's never started or run a business, or who made something of themselves starting with nothing. The American dream is harder to reach but still possible! This is not NYC strong! @A1Policy

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The Founding Fathers built this nation on the principles of individual liberty, self-sufficiency and limited government…

"Collectivism" is simply code for taking money from people and giving it to others.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

stages of automating something in excel

1. this will save so much time

(3 hours later)

2. oh no

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

This is actually awesome

[Lyndsey Fifield @lyndseyfifield]

The fact that “bi-weekly” can mean either that something happens EVERY OTHER week or TWICE A WEEK is a major shortcoming of the English language and aught to be accounted for.

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A tax refund isn’t “free money” from the government, it’s your own money you let the government borrow for free at 0% interest all year.