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WOOSH

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Trying to decide whether twitter or venmo is better. #Halp

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@makeoutparty_ Can’t believe this is still happening 🥲

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Is your job getting easier or are you just getting better at it? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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All these giants fans tryna date me, my dad would literally kill me.

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People are really out here making videos that say “homeless starving man feels worthless, didn’t see that I was behind him” like can y’all do anything without filming it and capitalizing on others?

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I’m not sure why this is still happening, but if you’re buying something for a homeless person and you’re filming it, please don’t talk to me.

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I fucking hate hospitals.

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We’ll need to contact the press

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“She’s one of those girls who always likes the message instead of responding”
Me:

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Never trust someone with 2 first names.

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I think I am physically incapable of watching a movie all the way through. My brain can’t sit still.

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Don’t even get me started

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Am I about to go on a date with a guy just because he has a French bulldog?

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When you’re listening to music and the DUI check point hits right before the breakdown. It ain’t right.

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There are several playists that are for “feel good cooking” just in case you were wondering.

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Just watched the person next to me google “why do dogs like diapers” so

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I keep gettin ads saying “make extra money, no talent needed” and I’m like wtf

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My neighbor checking in on me because he can hear me cooking dinner at 9pm.

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You ever look for someone on socials and just feel weird about it? Like I’m scrolling thinking “I shouldn’t be here” on someone’s public profile. Weird time to be alive.

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I don’t trust people who like the crushed ice from fridges.

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