yes dad

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

#guncontrol #gunviolence #Orlando #OrlandoShooting https://t.co/xQ6Ut7UPzI

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

"I wanted to kill a bunch of innocent people but it wasn't super convenient to get a gun so I just said never mind." -No mass murderer ever

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

"I wanted to kill a bunch of innocent people but it wasn't super convenient to get a gun so I just said never mind." -No mass murderer ever

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When you haven't flossed in a while and the dentist says he's going to poke around a bit

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When the guy by the bathroom gives you a xanny but it ends up being PCP

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When you tell ur parents you're going to the store but you're really going to get high in a parking lot by yourself

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When you find out she poops

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When you're stalking your ex and accidentally like a pic of her and her new bf from 4 weeks ago

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

When a fat girl grabs your ass but you haven't felt a woman's touch in over a month

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

Please be my girlfriend

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

I had more followers when I wasn't tweeting

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

2016 Maple Leaf Drive #VIEWS

[Drizzy @Drake]

To the city I love and the people in it...Thank you for everything #VIEWS

[Evel @FeverFlave]

Do nothing and leave everything to everyone else.

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

The clouds are cool today

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

Lit https://t.co/VK4cVOi5Mg

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Kanye West likes his adult films with no volume and great story lines https://t.co/1yTvR4qSPx

[SoJo Truth @BigBizBreezy]

When the free trial wants your credit card info

[huntigula @huntigula]

PRINCE: why am I here?

GOD: I wanted to hear 'pussy control' but couldn't find it on Spotify

[yes dad @_caveman_x]

I like the dads who don't smile in pictures