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[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

The Ultimatum: Queer Love trailer has dropped and we’ve got a May premiere date for the hotly anticipated Netflix dating reality show with a cast comprised entirely of queer women and non-binary people! https://t.co/Tq6JbydDjo

[Alex Tomlinson 🦉 @hootalex]

A USPS logo for every state bird! 🐦✉️

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

The Brooklyn Center Walmart is closing?What the actual fuck??

[Arnetta Johnson @thattrumpetchic]

Any Harry Styles fans out there? 👀🎺✨🕺🏾

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

The toad responsible for toddler swear words:

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

Today I learned that “faaack” means “frog” in toddler 🐸

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

🪡 on writing image descriptions:

[Hell on Wheels🔥♿🔥 @rollwthepunches]

Pro tip when writing image descriptions for folks: You're not writing a professional newspaper caption of a stock photo.

Just let blind and low vision users know what they might wanna see! For example:

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@parisescaIus ok SAME

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

For context they thought I was 40 - 99 years old

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

I’ve been informed by 7-year olds that being 26 means that I am a “baby teenager”

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.
🤝

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@KathrynofArgon This is so genius

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@Buttergenie Nooo 🥲 sending lots of love and energy your way!!!

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@Buttergenie SUCH a well crafted story. That was some top notch saran wrap

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@Buttergenie !!!!!! literally

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@Gloriaportillo_ !!!!🥹 congrats 🥰

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@prettyinpinkham Omg let me know how it goes !!!👀

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

“It’s like tasting someone’s breath. Watered down garbage. If someone ate a strawberry, breathed on you, and you tasted their breath. That’s fucking flavored water.” -@gluestick25’s (negative) thoughts on flavored water

[🌲 @_ce_dar]

@prettyinpinkham So. STOP. Thinking. That.

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

i was going to edit this for the lea michelle funny girl hurrah but there is nothing i could add to it to make it more truthful than its original form