Clara Melvin

Cereal Enthusiast. I am but the littlest angry waffle

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

@em_sullivan26 weak sauce lol

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

@em_sullivan26 ITS WHAT HE DESERVES

[farha @shutyourhell]

reminding u all of my masterpiece

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

I’m bisexual in that I have both imposter syndrome and delusions of grandeur

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

on one hand the validation of seeing my favorite songs and artists going viral on social media, on the other playing it in the car and my 16 year old sister saying “oh this is a tiktok song”

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

@gabby_markowski @wearewatcher noooo 😭😭😭

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

merlin: please help me this is the 5th time this week someone has tried to kill me and arthur and i’m very tired

the great dragon: hahhahahah destiny probs i guess lol

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

rewatching bbc’s merlin and i forgot how much of it is just merlin yelling at the dragon for a straight answer and it laughing at him

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

bout to throw hands with god for making me this way. intelligent design my ass u omniscient fuck

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

ideal first date: u listen to me talk abt my criticisms of venom: let there be carnage for 3 hours

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

anybody else feeling lost and insignificant in the club tn? no one? just me? aight

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

@soupt1m3 i mean. make that coin i guess???

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

@m_zer0bot TOP TIER SHOW !!!! EXCELLENT CHOICE

[Clara Melvin @_cereal_melvin]

“be honest abt ur feelings” uh no? don’t tell me what to do. weirdo