Chelsey

just here for a laugh

[Chelsey @_cfmills]

#growingupinwashington having to explain what a huckleberry is

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

friendly reminder:

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Why are there so many people trying to make a living by taking pictures of themselves, like they're their own paparazzi? I'm sorry, but Brian Laundrie was not an interesting person until he became a person of interest. #VanLife

[Pecos & the Rooftops @pecos_rooftops]

Let’s get hammered and blast Sinatra until our ears explode

[Rob Hillian @KrzyRob]

#GarthandTrishaLIVE Mary did you know please

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

when I'm making plans:

"I'm down" - yes

"I'd be down" - I'm not down, but if I must be down I will be.

[KD @notkdk3]

Nick Saban as different colored sunsets a thread:

[Thomas White @len0killer]

2010: I’m gonna be so fucking cool when I grow up. No boring shit, just banging chicks and drinking beer all day

2020: Yeah I’ve been getting into non dairy yogurts, just can’t process lactose like I used to. Taste wise the coconut based ones are fine but the texture‘s off

[pixtract @pixtract]

18x24" canvases are $80
24x32" canvases are $100

Hmu to buy

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

Mike Leach has some THOUGHTS on the state of California trying to pass legislation to pay college athletes (Things get spicy after Leach, quite literally, sips his tea)

H/T @WSUCougarFB

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

If you ain’t fired up for football season there’s something wrong with ya.

[marystebbins @marystebbins_]

3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws”

[Jupiter 🪐 @ShepRose]

Just to be clear..we’re on this planet for a finite amount of time and there’s no trophy 🏆 at the end for behaving yourself. Just be kind and try to laugh as much as possible.

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Mood for Opening Day https://t.co/7WKIuobVr6