Dave

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@ini_cober22 @ogebuleN Omo you be naija guy sef, ogun wan take your papa

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@ini_cober22 @ogebuleN Bro wtf man

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@Chi_Oma_Vivian I have sexual intentions towards you

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@Jaachi_light @tcee_tochi So you cannot even think of a response from your own brain, you had to use AI? Please unfollow me back. I don't need dumb mutuals.

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@saa_mee1 Hm omo your self esteem na crude oil level oi

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@_Cruisemistress Getting fat isn't a glow up

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@instablog9ja This means nothing if there are children in the hands of terrorists.

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@chibuikssss He tried to play fair in a game where everyone was cheating

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I got a call from JAMB this morning with the wonderful news that Okeke Chinedu Christian has been awarded the ₦5 million Star Prize by Rite Foods as the overall best candidate in the 2025 JAMB examination.

You remember how we fought for this young man. Today, victory is finally his.

Education is gradually getting the recognition and rewards it deserves.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

My Vision for a Productive and Prosperous Nigeria

Today, being the 1st of July, 2026, I wish to humbly recall that when I decided to contest for the office of President of Nigeria, I pledged to place Nigeria on the path of unity and national transformation. Now, as the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) candidate, I will, in the coming weeks and months, provide insights into the roadmap that I am confident will help curb abuse in government, halt the decline in the quality of life of Nigerians at all levels, and usher in an era of unity, peace, sustained progress, and prosperity.

This vision is anchored on a commitment to unity, inclusion, social justice, equity, and the freedom of every citizen to pursue lawful dreams.

Central to this proposed roadmap are significant reforms in education and healthcare, which are at the core of human capital development.

Robust human capital is indispensable infrastructure for national progress. It serves as the fundamental capital upon which daily life, economic expansion, and the delivery of essential public services depend.

These are foundational areas that we must reform with energy and determination if we are to reap the demographic dividend of our youthful population.

From the outset of my presidency, we will establish a task force dedicated to drastically reducing the menace of out-of-school children. We will place greater emphasis on Technical and Vocational Education and Training (TVET) to support our drive for massive industrialisation, anchored on our agricultural endowments and value addition across value chains organised around industrial parks to be located in development zones across the geopolitical regions of the country.

Funding and improving the equipment of TVET institutions, through partnerships among government, the private sector, and social entrepreneurs such as faith-based educators, will facilitate apprenticeship opportunities in the private sector, similar to the German dual education system.

The situation in which unemployment remains high while Nigerian entrepreneurs establish businesses elsewhere because skilled labour is scarce must be confronted decisively. Doing so is essential for the common good and for facilitating our transition from a consumption-driven economy to a production-driven one.

Character and civic education, emphasising the values that foster trust - an essential ingredient for enterprise and leadership - as well as shared national values, will receive significant attention within the tripartite approach to governance that we propose.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@mayorde4you2 I hate people that move like that ehn. Especially when they have already collected their turn.

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@042Mazi Is he with the children captive in the bush with armed terrorists?

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@Iam_Misola You want me to cry too??

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@thicknchoc Everything is wrong with your body. Look at this mess.

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@Juicepahpi Lmao I pray oo. Nigerians are the most willing slaves to ever exist.

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@6uff_ No be this idiot say there's no need to call out the government? You sef follow for olodo

[Dave @_ch0p_]

@avrilamaka You wey go quote this tweet "we try again next month" before 8pm today

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.