Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗

| Rotaractor | Chef | Agro elite☘️ | Fashion model | Creative | Melophie | Tennis🎾| Blues💙🤍 | former acc got sus at 7k🤕

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

YAY,I got balloons today.
Send me money if this gets to your time line.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“Be a mother to your husband”

For who senior me with 12 years?

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

i hate it when older people ask me, “so you cannot greet?”
Bro, i’m tired! The last thing on my mind is to greet you. You too greet me first since you fancy greetings so much or leave my front please

[FG @fundamental_gee]

Ending streaks on snap just because the person does not view your snaps is very valid

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Money aside what makes you genuinely happy??

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Sex doesn’t reduce cold, you bloody fornicator!

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

If they don’t want you to know their Twitter account, that’s a huge red flag.

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

Yes I am

[buzor 🌴 @buzormemes]

you really must be sick, if you prefer using twitter on dark mode.

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

Guyyyyyyy

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Deciding between free bleeding or wearing a pad on the 4th /5th day of your period is crazy .

If you choose to free bleed, you’ll actually bleed, but if you wear a pad , nothing happens 😂

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

This una baddie lifestyle cost o, money for nails and lash extension don reach buy small bag of rice

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

Likeee

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

all i attract is talking stages.. Lord, if i’m a customer care representative, just tell me 😩😭

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

PUT ME ON!!!!

[Zainab_Folasade ☘️ @Zainab_Folasade]

Abortion is always bad to men till they impregnate someone they don't like.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“So if I don’t text you, you won’t text me?”

I swear to God.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Does anyone else spend the entire movie turning the volume up and down because modern movies have zero sound consistency? 😭

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

You can sell anything to Nigerians, just add a little bit of classism and tell them it’s not for poor people, then watch them buy to prove they are not “poor”.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear from social media when they’re genuinely happy.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Ladies only!!! How do you handle mean girl energy in fully grown women without being rude

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

“Change your circle of friends”
Sorry, but the number of friends i have can’t even form a circle😭.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I need a medical reason why the head is the only hairy area that gets bald

[Jälíl ãn̄d Jélâńī's Fõstër Āǔñt🤗 @_chadesii]

They deadly asf!

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!