Steven

Pure speculation

[Steven @_changboi]

@ExpectedChelsea Forgot about Veiga as cb + lb depth

[Steven @_changboi]

@tahyvr @FrankCFCX Yes injured, but he’s also ass

[Steven @_changboi]

@yeswekante7 we lost to Southampton who is currently down 2-0 to a team that is in the bottom half of league 2. Porter gotta go

[Steven @_changboi]

@brfootball @tl7loire @AdBlettery Where was this energy during WWII?

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Chelsea beat Manchester City 1-0 to win the UEFA Champions League

[Steven @_changboi]

@ESPNPlusHelp fix this camera angle

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Chelsea have decided to begin the process of pulling out of the proposed European Super League, sources have told @JamesOlley. https://t.co/jCvAKKh4Hh

[Steven @_changboi]

@SkyNewsBreak 🙌🏽

[Steven @_changboi]

@Joe_Fraietta Trade all my coins for pizza at 16k

[Steven @_changboi]

The Crust Cup 🥵

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The English Football League has agreed a deal with pizza takeaway firm Papa John's to sponsor the EFL Trophy.

Full story: https://t.co/3Xtdu46iy3

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

I don’t want to live in a world where justice depends on whether or not the Twitter video goes viral enough to reach the mayor

[Steven @_changboi]

@Joe_Fraietta Pikachu

[Steven @_changboi]

My friends and I riding citibikes around an empty Manhattan just vibing

[Steven @_changboi]

I’m basically an inmate

[Steven @_changboi]

Me: *Wears mask*
My Phone: Who the fuck is you?

[Steven @_changboi]

Pre-Pandemic: Why would anyone ever use a Citibike?

Now: The Citibike is my preferred method of transportation

[Steven @_changboi]

The Uber driver when he realizes the destination is the nearest hospital

[Steven @_changboi]

@Joe_Fraietta Generational dip buyers club members only 🤝🤝

[Steven @_changboi]

Pandemic outbreak

Pros: Sold 401k at the top

Cons: Working from home sucks

[Steven @_changboi]

Zombie apocalypse

Pros: Wouldn’t have to work anymore

Cons: 401k would be worthless