chaotix 🜲

25 ☆ bachelors degree man who simply puts things on the internet and wants to make it his job ☆ 💜 ☆ pfp by @s0uper_n0va

[orbital haze (balls/acc) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @orbital_haze]

INCEST ACCEPTABILITY BY DEGREE OF COUSIN:
0th: unacceptable in all cultures
1st - 3rd: acceptable by some cultures
4th - 300,000th: acceptable by all cultures
300,000th+: unacceptable by nearly all cultures

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@mydreamform yo wait whats that extension lowkey

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@MarioBrothBlog although i have not known of you for much time, i thank you for what you have contributed, as it has made my days a little bit brighter reading your tweets

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

no one tell @ThatMumboJumbo

[CraftyMasterman 🇨🇦 @CraftyMasterman]

🚨NEW PISTON DOOR WR🚨

The wr for the smallest 4x4 piston door, which famously had a shit ton of entities, has been TIED with 0 ENTITIES! It is also faster than the previous wr

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

dreamed of getting a 100k play button since i was 11 haha

maybe someday

[Zach Blank @zachblank]

Fun facts about YouTube play buttons:

Before silver play buttons, 100K subscribers got you a $500 gift card and a camera case

The crystal in the red diamond award is made by Baccarat in France

Their maker, Society Awards, also makes trophies for the Golden Globes and Emmys

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

i think we should replace dnd with "pingless" mode so that im not terrified to dm someone if htye have the red circle of Instant Vaporisation

[Kira ✨⚢ @mechanira]

"well i'm feeling extra sociable right now, i better hope there's at least someon-"

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@_LizToAoiTori my uni was private and had keycards for intended for students to access buildings, but i still saw quite a few who just "popped in" while having no lanyard/badge/anything lmfao
you can just kinda Do That depending on the campus

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

i reckon that guy fawkes

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Guy,’ meaning “person,” comes from Guy Fawkes.

Boom.

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@ursifors hello i need new Friends and am unc please consider if you make one

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

"esports job posting come get it!"

>looks inside
>local hiring only

sigh

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@CosmicHerb18 @mikoroonii OHHHHH okay i thought i missed like a major thing LMFAO thank you!!!!!

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

genuinely annoying how close these runs were tonight
if you voted anything other than red or blue today, you threw away your vote like a fucking wuss

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@H67752552 @_WiredNerd_ @chemicolours oh!

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@_WiredNerd_ @chemicolours is this not just a Normal Experience

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@Lethamyr_RL @Adobe unfortunately this is why i will always sail the seas if i ever need an adobe product </3
thank god theres so many other options out there though

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

uma glocksume

[KTactical @KTactical]

HORSE GUN! I REPEAT, HORSE GUN!!! 🐴

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@aieryenn cough @ToniOnAir :)

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

@Naaackers honestly get one of these little torch lighters LOL all ya gotta do is refil the butane every so often, which is the easiest thing to do :)

[chaotix 🜲 @_chaotix]

Alpha Beef Lotus

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Magic: The Gathering is releasing 15 different beef stick flavors inspired by its cards

There's an element of RNG with the $30 variety pack containing 10 random flavors